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I want to know why every person you pass by wants to start some shit.
me: HOWDY MISTER
guy: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS PIG ****ER
me: HEY NOW I DIDNT MEAN NOTHIN BY IT
Guy: *pulls out gun* I TOLD YOU TOO WATCH YOUR MOUTH FELLA
me: *quickdraw and shoot the guy in the face*
God damn Cletus, I just said hi! This didn't have to happen!
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