This dolphin rape is making me miss Sorter. If there is anything that will bring my boy Sorter back, it’s dolphin rape. No seriously...the most fun I think I ever saw the dude having at CP was a stretch where he, SNR and I went on a frenzy where we created a ton of dolphin rape memes for like a week and
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Last time I talked to him, he was gonna do me a solid and help set my youngest brother (graduated last year...the 2018 All Hawkeye athlete of the year) up with a wrestling workout with a couple Mizzou wrestling coaches that he knew. Plans didn’t go through for my brother decided to commit to play football instead just a couple days later. I dont recall hearing from him since then, but Sorter is cool shit.
Sorter ARE YOU OUT THERE?!?!?? WE HAVE DOLPHIN RAPE!!!! THESE DIRTY RAPIST DOLPHINS ARE CALLING FOR YOU!!!