Since it's a lady-centric holiday, might leave the fart fan on when I leave the outhouse.
I see so much crap online about the long lists of things a man needs to do for a woman, but I don't see shit about what the woman needs to do for her man to show regular appreciation.
Welcome to equality. To celebrate, I'll probably let my valentine know the farm payment is due and how much we owe in taxes since i'm having them done wed.
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