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Old 02-08-2019, 04:12 PM   #17
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True story.

Friend of mine worked line service at an airport FBO in the LA area, interestingly enough, he's from KC too. That is besides the point. This story probably happened 20 or 30 years ago...

Anyway, Liz Taylor got off of a jet one night, very drunk (apparently), and needed to use the restroom. It was an overnight shift, and my buddies work partner had just finished cleaning the restrooms. They were spotless, as he puts it.

After Liz Taylor was finished in the restroom, she stumbled into a Limo and left. However...


There was a single pubic hair on the toilet of the ladies restroom. They managed to put it in a small jar and labeled it LTP for Liz Taylor Pube.

True Story.

I've got another story from the same guy that involves a Royal Turd, but I'll save that one.
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