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Dudes...81 ft is only 27 yards. I run a 5 second 40. 2.5 seconds and i'm already on top of this foo' merging his skull with the sand. He would have time to get one shot off before im on him like a spider monkey.
The BB gun doesn't matter here. I feel like you're all getting wrapped up in the BB gun.
First off, the distance is so short that i'd close the gap almost immediately. He'd get one shot off. Secondly, he has a freakin eye patch. So he'll miss his one and only shot. And even if the pellet did land (which it wont) it wouldn't slow me down enough.
His ape bone won't do nearly as much damage as a pair of rocks. It's too short to create any torque and lacks density to do much damage.
This is a no brainer. I send Canoworms back to his parents in a trash bag.
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