[Hammock Parties]

What the **** did you just say about Patrick Mahomes, you little bitch?

You should know Patrick Mahomes was a top 10 pick in the 2017 NFL draft. He has a rocket arm, can deliver an accurate football from any platform, and has a voice that strikes fear into the hearts of opposing defenses. His command of the offense is incredible and he is already the best quarterback in the history of the Kansas City Chiefs. You are nothing to him but a bullshit hater that probably was a 49er fan and only came here for Alex Smith.

Patrick Mahomes will make you wish you were a Bills fan you stupid little shit, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about him over the Internet? Think again, ****er. I am on the phone with one of my sources who knows Patrick personally. He graduated at the top of his class at ITT. He is going to tell Patrick what you said, and he is tracing your IP as I speak so prepare yourself for a beating the likes of which we haven't seen since Jon Baldwin picked a fight with Thomas Jones. You're dead, kiddo.

Not only is Patrick really ****ing good at silencing haters, but he has access to a blank check via his Chiefs Checking with Community America Credit Union commercial and he will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Patrick will throw a 60+ mph football through your window any minute you ****ing idiot. Enjoy your waning time on earth, kiddo.