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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

HOW ABOUT A FOLLOW UP WHERE

Patragorn says "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands"

Kelcegolas says "A diversion"

AND THEN PATRAGORN LOOKS INTO A SAINTS OR RAMS PALANTIR AND HOLDS UP A FOOTBALL SWORD

AND THEN Tyreekli says "certainty of death, small chance of success...what are we waiting for?!"

AND THEN PATRAGORN TURNS TO EVERYONE WITH A FOOTBALL SWORD IN HIS HAND AND SAYS

"FOR BONO"

AND CHARGES TOWARDS MT DOOM

AND THEN WE WIN THE SUPER BOWL

AND THEN...AND THEN...

Clarko Baggins tries TO TAKE THE RING FOR HIMSELF

AND OUT OF NOWHERE TOLLUM BRADY BITES IT OFF HIS HAND AND FALLS INTO THE LAVA

AND THEN ORTHANC WITH A GIANT SAINTS OR RAMS LOGO CRUMBLES

AND THEN

Wait for this bit because it's the best...

Clarko and sausagewise are surrounded by lava....and start talking about the shire...AND I CUT TO IDYLLIC SPRING SHOTS OF KANSAS CITY INCLUDING THE SHUTTLECOCKS

THEN ANDALF THE REID FLIES IN ON SOME EAGLES WITH EAGLES LOGOS OR MAYBE EVEN DOUG PEDERSON AND DICK VERMEIL FOR THEIR HEADS TO RESCUE CLARKO AND SAUSAGEWISE

AND THEN

Clarko wakes up in a big bed AND THE FELLOWCHIEFS ALL GET REALLY GAY

AND THEN ANDALF CROWNS PATRAGORN

AND THEN PATRAGORN KISSES THE MVP TROPHY

AND EVERYONE BOWS TO CLARKO, SAUSAGEWISE AND THE ****ING KICKERS

YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

AND THEN AFTER I FAKE YOU OUT WITH A FADE TO BLACK

CLARKO AND LAMARO ARE RIDING IN A CARRIAGE

AND LAMARO SAYS

"ANY CHANCE OF SEEING THAT OLD RING OF MINE AGAIN? THE ONE I GAVE YOU?"

AND CLARKO SMILES AND THAT'S IT

THAT'S ****ING IT AND I'LL NEVER MAKE ANY OF THESE STUPID THINGS AGAIN

CREATED BY RED TRIBE CINEMA

Nah.. too involved. I'd run with my short scene though.