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Originally Posted by PGM
63. rico
rico has come along way in the last month. After not being on the list he has rocketed up the charts. Has a reputation as a solid poster even though he is a bit long winded sometimes. That is pretty good considering only a third of his 3k posts have been read. The long winded ness extends to the bedroom as well. Mrs. Swaff often finishes before he can get it in.
Speaking of the Mrs. they met at a family reunion (don't worry she's a 2nd cousin). They fell in love in typical Iowa fashion after he suplexed her on to his cock after the three legged race.
Pros: Has a hot wife and a killer figure 4 leg lock.
Cons: Probably doesn't want to get this one pregnant. ..just to be safe.
Outlook: Learns to condense his posts, ends the year in the top 10 of post count as a result. Gets banned for calling frazod fat in a hundred a different ways.
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"Has a reputation as a solid poster even though he is a bit long winded sometimes." - I do...?! And I'm long-winded? This is the first time I've ever heard that, fo sho.
That is pretty good considering only a third of his 3k posts have been read. Not true, home-diddly?! Three thirds of my posts have been read...by me....and maybe TimBone....and possibly Clay because the dude is capable of reading faster than anyone I've ever heard of.
The long winded ness extends to the bedroom as well. Mrs. Swaff often finishes before he can get it in. - This is true. I have decent bedroom endurance. And she often finishes before I can get it in because I rock the sack when it comes to foreplay.
Speaking of the Mrs. they met at a family reunion (don't worry she's a 2nd cousin). - Haha, we met at Perkins at 2 AM one night and I asked her to go check my bank poles on the river with me and she agreed and we caught like a 20 lb flathead. It was...fun. But I get the 2nd cousin reference and it is funny shit... I assume you are referring to the dude who beat me with brass knuckles...and how the next time I saw him was at a family reunion where we found out our grandmas were sisters. I can't believe you caught that...that was a post that Hootie responded with, "dude, I doubt a single person read that." I think milkman even posted what he labeled as his first "tl;dr." Hahaha.
They fell in love in typical Iowa fashion after he suplexed her on to his cock after the three legged race. - I have never disclosed this...how did you KNOW that??!?!!?!
Pros: Has a hot wife and a killer figure 4 leg lock. Thanks for the compliments on the lady, but 4 leg lock?!?!?! THAT'S NOT REAL!!! THAT'S NOT REAL WRASSLIN'!!!! GUHHH!!!! Also, how can you not include me being a die-hard Cardinal fan in this section?!?!?! I presume because I don't post much in the Cardinals megathread (there is a reason for that). I wouldn't be a Chiefs fan if it weren't for my love for the Cardinals and my hatred for the Cubs fanbase...which led to my hatred for Chicago Bears fans...which was the team my dad attempted to raise me into being a fan of. I became a Chiefs fan around age 7, when I started noticing that the Bears fans at school were the same Cubs fans kids I talked shit at school. I had a difficult time liking the Bears anyways...have been die-hard Chiefs ever since...1991 or so.
Cons: Probably doesn't want to get this one pregnant. ..just to be safe. - Haha, dude...I already have 2 daughters with her, ages 1 and 2. Both children really derailed our marriage plans. That's why I was engaged for 4 years before finally getting married.
Outlook: Learns to condense his posts, ends the year in the top 10 of post count as a result. Gets banned for calling frazod fat in a hundred a different ways. - Post-condensing is something I think I am incapable of. And I will never be banned, for my posts are too long...Phil doesn't bother to read them. That is the best way to avoid being banned if you feel the need to write bannable shit...post like me and you won't be banned. Phil will just tl;dr it. It's GENIOUS.
I thought this was funny, PGM. Good job.