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I am an undecided voter. Please make the case for why I should root for either team over the other. Right now, I've got...
Pro-Browns
Dorsey used to work there, and he got us Mahomes.
They're relatively harmless.
Baker Mayfield is refreshingly frank.
Jarvis Landry has a good work ethic.
Pro-Bengals
That Joe Burrow fellow seems like a nice kid with a Horatio Alger background.
They're relatively harmless.
I've followed that Sam Hubbard DE for a while since I was kind of interested in drafting him.
I really like the stripes.
Anti-Browns
Beckham is kind of a jerk.
Mayfield is kind of a jerk.
Myles Garrett is kind of a jerk.
The Browns beat the Chiefs once many years ago in a meaningless game, but it disappointed me.
Anti-Bengals
I still have a Vontaze Burfict and Pacman Jones hangover.
Their offensive line has names that are either oddly trendy, uncool, or copies of NBA legends.
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Last edited by Rain Man; 09-17-2020 at 10:08 AM..
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