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Originally Posted by Strongside
I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"
The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.
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Damn. This post alone is worthy of the Hall.