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Originally Posted by PennyWise
My buddy I work with has a good line...
'Excuse me, but would you like to go in halves on a bastard?' |
Great line. A friend of mine in college used a line that always made me grab my gut in laughter. He'd go ask a girl to dance. If she turned him down he'd say, "No problem, I have to take a shit anyways"
Ahh, the good ol' days.....