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Originally Posted by Sandy Cheeks
He's young... cheap contract.. has a strong arm.. and isn't a pussy.
That is the true answer. Doesn't mean he will end up being successful... but it's what the people want. Can't say I don't understand it... but for me, winning seasons feel pretty good. I like them. Even if they come up short.
I'd go with a QB like Nate Peterman, and hope to keep a strong team around him. ( and healthy, FFS!!!!! )
whereas others are fine going 2-14 every year, so long as they are swinging wildly for homeruns.
I can appreciate that different viewpoint also... but 2-14 seasons are miserable.
I'll settle for enjoying the 4-ish month party.. having my slice of cake.. and wacking off at the end of the night. More enjoyable than screaming for the whole cake, throwing an embarrassing tantrum.. and then getting punched in the face by the hot girl that won't spread em for me anyway.  |
So I need to get something straight... did this girl punch you in the face because you persistently tried to get her to spread 'em? Or did you have a date with a hot chick, threw a tantrum like a little baby (this is easy to imagine) because you wanted the whole cake to the point where this hot chick punched you in the face and left you with blue-balls? I dunno man, either scenario...if I were a hot chick, I would have probably punched you in the face the moment you began talking about Alex Smith.
And whichever of those scenarios is correct, you found it to be less enjoyable than the many nights you get your slice of the cake and go home and wack off? I guess wacking off does feel good on the peter, man.
You are so philosophical and edgy. You are like a modern day Sandy Socrates.