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wutamess · 01-29-2019, 02:07 PM

I think I've told this story on here before on one of the sex threads. Anyways. I love telling it so...

My dad used to throw these yearly block parties back in the mid to late 90's. Everyone used to come. One particular party, I hooked up with this one chick. I was the guy that always tried to get everyone laid. The best wing-man EVER.

Anyways, she had some friends with her and my cousin was messing with one of her friends that was there that night. So, fast forward a couple of days (maybe a week or so). I got it hooked up to where we're going to Marshall, MO to meet up with these chicks and more of their friends. I bring a caravan of my friends. Literally we all packed into my Dodge Caravan at the time. So it's like 5-6 of us down there in this apartment of one of the chicks. In walks the entire Mo-Valley women's basketball team.

It was an all you can eat buffet until... Jermaine gets drunk!

Jermaine was the younger brother of my best friend. He had that 300 (movie) six pack and always found a reason to be "hot" at just the opportune time. He was THAT guy!

So the basketball team walks in and within 15 minutes - right on queue - Jermaine is "hot". So we decided to all relax by playing spades and listening to music and shooting the shit with drinks and shit. Jermaine is my - shirt off - spades partner and we're having a good time... Until Jermaine gets drunk.

After about 30 minutes of spades, Jermaine decides he's now bored. He has that crazy stare drunk people have; cases the room and says... "**** this shit! This shit is boring! What's Up!?!" Everyone (males and females) looks at him like, WTF is his problem?

"Roger said y'all bitches was sucking dick"!
All Eyez On ME (Tupac)!

"Roger you told him that?"

Needless to say, one of the girl's male cousin called for his partners to come over because everyone was tripping at that point. We end up having to evacuate the premises. Everyone rides back MAD AS SHIT staring at this drunk MF for messing up the potential orgy. He's getting his beauty rest in the back of my minivan the entire hour long trip back to the city.

We get back to my dad's house. He gets out and falls asleep on the sidewalk and throws up some red shit while passed out!

To this day he denies any of it happening!

01-29-2019, 02:07 PM	#106
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $5381637	I think I've told this story on here before on one of the sex threads. Anyways. I love telling it so... My dad used to throw these yearly block parties back in the mid to late 90's. Everyone used to come. One particular party, I hooked up with this one chick. I was the guy that always tried to get everyone laid. The best wing-man EVER. Anyways, she had some friends with her and my cousin was messing with one of her friends that was there that night. So, fast forward a couple of days (maybe a week or so). I got it hooked up to where we're going to Marshall, MO to meet up with these chicks and more of their friends. I bring a caravan of my friends. Literally we all packed into my Dodge Caravan at the time. So it's like 5-6 of us down there in this apartment of one of the chicks. In walks the entire Mo-Valley women's basketball team. It was an all you can eat buffet until... Jermaine gets drunk! Jermaine was the younger brother of my best friend. He had that 300 (movie) six pack and always found a reason to be "hot" at just the opportune time. He was THAT guy! So the basketball team walks in and within 15 minutes - right on queue - Jermaine is "hot". So we decided to all relax by playing spades and listening to music and shooting the shit with drinks and shit. Jermaine is my - shirt off - spades partner and we're having a good time... Until Jermaine gets drunk. After about 30 minutes of spades, Jermaine decides he's now bored. He has that crazy stare drunk people have; cases the room and says... "**** this shit! This shit is boring! What's Up!?!" Everyone (males and females) looks at him like, WTF is his problem? "Roger said y'all bitches was sucking dick"! All Eyez On ME (Tupac)! "Roger you told him that?" Needless to say, one of the girl's male cousin called for his partners to come over because everyone was tripping at that point. We end up having to evacuate the premises. Everyone rides back MAD AS SHIT staring at this drunk MF for messing up the potential orgy. He's getting his beauty rest in the back of my minivan the entire hour long trip back to the city. We get back to my dad's house. He gets out and falls asleep on the sidewalk and throws up some red shit while passed out! To this day he denies any of it happening!
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