The point is that Vicki may well have Bigfeets in her ancestral record. In fact, her family tree may well have been repeatedly battered by previous generations of Bigfeets simply attempting to communicate by whacking bark.
Any woman from Arkansas with Bigfeets DNA is more likely to attract other Bigfeets due to the subtlety of persistent pheromonal allure.
At this point, one can only hope that Vicki has excellent phone service and the local sheriff on speed dial.
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