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Originally Posted by Rain Man
You're defending a centuries-old custom for no reason other than that it's a centuries-old custom. We should strive to improve everything we do all the time, and handshakes are no different.
In the interest of creativity and improvement, let me offer a few suggestions and let's react to them.
- We do a short greeting dance, similar to perhaps a sage grouse mating dance.
- If you're committed to spreading germs to build immunity, perhaps we can cough on each other.
- Nipple tweaks.
- A symbolic non-contact uppercut to the chin.
- A polite bow of the head, accompanied by a small symbolic gift of candy or Dr. Pepper.
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Count me out on the nipple tweaks.