**** SAN FRANCISCO!
**** YOUR FECES-COVERED STREETS!
**** ALL THE BROKEDICK HAS-BEEN AND NEVER-WAS QUARTERBACKS THAT YOU SHIT-HEELS SENT TO KANSAS CITY OVER THE YEARS!
**** YOUR $1.6 BILLION CRACKERJACK STADIUM THAT’S TWO GODDAMN HOURS FROM YOUR GARBAGE CITY!
**** YOUR BANDWAGON FANBASE!
**** THE ENTIRE SHANAHAN FAMILY!
**** RICE-A-RONI!
**** FIRE ALARMS!
**** COLIN KAEPERNICK!
**** THE RAIDERS!
**** MR. IRRELEVANT!
**** FULL HOUSE!
**** CHARVARIUS WARD!
**** YOU FOR BEING THE WHINIEST GROUP OF TITTY BABIES IN LEAGUE HISTORY!
**** SAN FRANCISCO!!!
