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OH GOD.
I JUST TOUCHED MY FACE.
Excuse me, I have to go take a shower with 90% rubbing alcohol while wearing a haz-mat suit.
****, the dog is licking my haz-mat suit. I'm totally screwed.
Hashaha, someone gave me a thumb's down.
How about this?
Yesterday I gave my dog a 15 minute rubdown and scratched his belly, then WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS OR TAKING A SHOWER WITH DISINFECTANT, I COOKED AND ATE DINNER. OH, THE HORROR!!!
And I've never disinfected the dog either. He licks my face daily.
GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!
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Steven "Spags" Spagnuolo is my Adopt-A-Chief!!! 
Last edited by Megatron96; 12-03-2020 at 07:25 PM..
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