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and why would anyone under 30 want to move in with someone from the opposite sex?
I've operated under the assumption girls simply don't poop...and I don't want that ruined for me when I still actually like having sex.
I was banging this girl a few months ago and then she started talking about her bowel movements and I believe I deleted her from my phone that night...
Steve visited a few weeks ago and hooked up with an old booty call...said she 'squeeked' one out in the morning...gross. Girls are gross. I'm done with girls. On to dudes!
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