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Rausch
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Good news. Jasonsauto is running a 4th of July sale to repair broken sarcasm meters.
Bad news: it consists of the spit of deep cave nesting birds and moonshine with snakes in the bottle...
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"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."
Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).
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I wish I always ended up at gay bars.
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