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Old 02-21-2011, 12:34 AM   #83
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
I have no credit cards...

I made $450 (excluding hourly) on Saturday alone...

unless the beer I drink is INSANELY unique and expensive...I'm fairly certain I can afford to drink whenever I want

anything else guy?

I don't lie about anything on this board...

because I don't care what anyone thinks

last year I shared a HUGE house with 5 other dudes...my best friend would buy 12 packs of Fuze (a fruity healthy drink) and I would always drink them and he'd always get so annoyed...

well one time they plotted against me...

I had drank ONE TOO MANY...so my friend got our diabetic roommate to take one of his amazingly long pisses into a Fuze bottle...they then sealed it back up...

so I ordered some wings...but I had nothing to drink...

well lookee there! ONE LAST FUZE IN THE FRIDGE?!!? SKEET!

so I go for that delcious drink...

yep

pee

learned my lesson
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