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Originally Posted by FAX

You have to wonder who would win if the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse took each other on in a mile-and-a-quarter oval track race. With a big, engraved silver cup, a ten-thousand dollar cash prize, and the future of Earth and all humanity on the line, I think my money would be on Plague. War would be racing with a lot of armor and weapons which would slow him down (I'm assuming, of course, that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse wouldn't go for a pre-race weigh-in which they probably wouldn't since no friggin' race official is likely to tell a group of guys representing the prophetic imagery of rampant, post-millennium, fated, and highly destructive forces what to do). Famine probably couldn't even finish due to malnutrition and, of course, Death would be lucky to make it out of the gate.

FAX

Dude. Don't be a reerun.

Death zaps the other three at the starting gate, and trots around FTW.