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**Iowanian** · 08-21-2004, 08:28 PM

Sorry I missed this.

1. ask your dad.(serious)

2. If you are a raider fan.....the obvious answer is to drop 2 GHB pills in her soda and wait until she goes to sleep.

3. It may take some practice, but once you've figure it out.....calmly pour yourself a drink, turn on the "top gun" soundtrack, plop down on the sofa and say "hey bebeh, this dick isn't going to suck itself."

If you're successful, my best advice is to "find the soybean".....and "don't stab the soup, stir it slowly" until you learn the right way to cook....oh yeah...and you might want to rub one out a couple hours before....so you don't shoot yourself in the foot.

Go easy on the BRUTE by fabragee....and don't put any old spice on your tinkler.

08-21-2004, 08:28 PM	#271
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4608454	Sorry I missed this. 1. ask your dad.(serious) 2. If you are a raider fan.....the obvious answer is to drop 2 GHB pills in her soda and wait until she goes to sleep. 3. It may take some practice, but once you've figure it out.....calmly pour yourself a drink, turn on the "top gun" soundtrack, plop down on the sofa and say "hey bebeh, this dick isn't going to suck itself." If you're successful, my best advice is to "find the soybean".....and "don't stab the soup, stir it slowly" until you learn the right way to cook....oh yeah...and you might want to rub one out a couple hours before....so you don't shoot yourself in the foot. Go easy on the BRUTE by fabragee....and don't put any old spice on your tinkler. Last edited by Iowanian; 08-21-2004 at 08:35 PM..
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