[Coochie liquor]

Here they come, ready to get beat

At their stadium opponents, fill almost every seat

Hey hey they’re the Faders, a winning season cannot be found

They’ve got an ass kicking coming, cuz the champs are coming to town

They’re just trying to win games, but they’re failing miserably

Their old quarterback wore eyeliner, probably cuz their fans are all ghey

Hey hey they’re the Faders, Chiefs beat ‘em every time they come round

And today’s another ass kicking, AOC is gonna get beat down