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Trigger Warning: Political Humor
Can you imagine what kinds of conspiracies the Q nuts would come up with after seeing the Amoco commercial where they say "unleaded" gas could give you an extra 6.66 miles per tank?
Like, most oil comes from the Middle East, and Amoco saying they can give you an extra 6.66 miles per tank was really a signal to all the Satan worshippers.
And I can just hear Tucker Carlson now, "And what did they do with the lead they supposedly removed from the gasoline? Are they using that lead to build bombs? Do the brown devils in the Middle East have a plan to defeat Superman? Who really runs Amoco? Do you even know? No one really knows. Except Satan."
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