Life is like a hurricane here in Wokeburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a woke-blur!
Might solve a mystery
Or rewrite history!
Non-WokeTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
Non-WokeTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of derring-do, bad and good
Luck Tales!
D-d-d danger lurks behind you
There's a Social Justice Warrior out to find you
What to do, just grab on to some...
Non-WokeTales! Woo-oo!
Everyday they're out there making
Non-WokeTales! Woo-oo!
Tales of derring-do, bad and good
Luck Tales!
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Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for no reason, but it can't stay hard forever.
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