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Making my move to tackle Iron, I moved to a new island, established a base, tagged my bed. On my final boat trip, loaded with portal ingredients, I find 2 Trolls smashing the **** out of my new base. They smell my ass and come at me at a speed I've never seen. I dropped sail, went full starboard, and smashed me to a pulp before the sail dropped. I promptly respawn in my bed where I am promptly smashed to **** by these ****ing asshole Trolls because they saw me while they were assaulting my smelter.
These ****ers left nothing but the bed which is parked right into a concrete corner against a dug out cliff. So I think, I'll just destroy the bed each time I respawn and I'll respawn 100 miles away and take pause to grind metal to get back to where I keep getting my shit shoved back up my ass.
I can't even get out of the bed before I get my shit shoved up every single hole.
I just want to find a gap so I can run like hell, into a swamp or plain where I will promptly get my shit shoved it.
Valheim is a metaphor for life and I'm not sure if Valheim isn't hell.
Last edited by eDave; 09-04-2021 at 03:27 AM..
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