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Gracie would skip the sandwich and make you a three course meal rivaling the best Gordon Ramsay had to offer, and serve it to you looking like Queen Babe from Planet Babeatrix II (we all know about Babeatrix I, Space Commander Clark discovered and plundered that place for it's natural resources while preserving the scenic alien vistas a couple decades ago) and then abduct you for some tender loving oxytocin release, you're not even going to want to have sex with her because you're going to be so full of her delicious meal and you're going to fall asleep thanking lord jesus she's saving herself for marriage and for you, and you alone.
In the morning you will awake to the sounds of HAIR TOSS, CHECK MY NAILS as Miss Gracie the Magnificent applies foundation liberally during her morning routine, sleepyhead. FEELING GOOD AS HELL!
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