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Old 12-03-2020, 09:53 PM   #132
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Originally Posted by Megatron96 View Post
OH GOD.

I JUST TOUCHED MY FACE.

Excuse me, I have to go take a shower with 90% rubbing alcohol while wearing a haz-mat suit.

****, the dog is licking my haz-mat suit. I'm totally screwed.

Hashaha, someone gave me a thumb's down.

How about this?

Yesterday I gave my dog a 15 minute rubdown and scratched his belly, then WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS OR TAKING A SHOWER WITH DISINFECTANT, I COOKED AND ATE DINNER. OH, THE HORROR!!!

And I've never disinfected the dog either. He licks my face daily.

GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!
Stupid example. Animals are way cleaner than humans.

Work in healthcare and understand how terrible most people are with basic hygiene. Handshakes are absolutely a HUGE germ spreader and definitely not a needed occurrence for most situations.
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