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Originally Posted by Megatron96
OH GOD.
I JUST TOUCHED MY FACE.
Excuse me, I have to go take a shower with 90% rubbing alcohol while wearing a haz-mat suit.
****, the dog is licking my haz-mat suit. I'm totally screwed.
Hashaha, someone gave me a thumb's down.
How about this?
Yesterday I gave my dog a 15 minute rubdown and scratched his belly, then WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS OR TAKING A SHOWER WITH DISINFECTANT, I COOKED AND ATE DINNER. OH, THE HORROR!!!
And I've never disinfected the dog either. He licks my face daily.
GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!
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Stupid example. Animals are way cleaner than humans.
Work in healthcare and understand how terrible most people are with basic hygiene. Handshakes are absolutely a HUGE germ spreader and definitely not a needed occurrence for most situations.