[WhiteWhale]

Originally Posted by bobbything

This has quickly become one of my least favorite pieces of millennial speak. I hear it often for some reason.

"I am today years old."

Others include...

Adding "ing" to a noun to make it a verb. ie: adulting
"Shut up and take my money."
"I just can't" or "I can't even"
Throwing shade
Sorry not sorry
Clapping back
Because (insert noun)