Assuming this dude doesn't get deported or receive life in prison, life is going to be tough for him.
Let's say he applies for a job at Facebook or Twitter and HR pulls his record ...
"So, it says here you were arrested for having sex with a housecat. Can you tell us more about that?"
"Well, I was doing meth and can't really remember the details. All I know is, one minute I'm showering with a cat and the next minute, it's stuck on my ... you know, my thing."
"Fair enough. When can you start?"
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