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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate
I guess you are, so maybe I'd better walk you through the King's English so that you can understand very specifically what is being said. Let's look at the original post:
( exhibit A )
In the above post, you are being guaranteed that the duo/partnership of A.Reid/C.Hunt will now and forevermore keep every talented player of the top shelf variety such as Tyreek Hill or Travis Kelce on this roster UNLESS one of the two following legal charges were to take place:
1) Any charge of rape.
2) Any charge of murder.( We should probably include Manslaughter in this term as well since it honors the spirit of the bet, but I'll leave that up to you )
So to make it simple, it breaks down like this:
1) The Chiefs draft/acquire/currently possess super stud player.
2) Super stud player is accused of full-on Ray Rice knockout of a female.
3) Video surfaces of super stud player performing above-stated action.
4) Chiefs may take any and all actions against said player EXCEPT an outright release ala Kareem Hunt.
Got it?
The other clauses presented after "exhibit A" in the successive post are there only to provide examples of the "spirit of the bet", and should be agreed upon by both parties to assure a reasonable and equitable wager.
In other words; no ticky-tack bullshit regarding legalities, and the player in question should be considered by this forum as an undisputed asset.
I can't make it any clearer than this.
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A real life Johnny Cochran our hands here.
Just a question: if the timeline of your standard of proof is "never again," when do you feel you'll be able to collect on this bet?
In contrast, SAUTO seems like he'll be able to collect the second the Chiefs release any player for any behavior aside from murder or rape.
For you to win, the Chiefs will have to keep every single player accused of anything short of murder or rape...for eternity. Or in my estimation, until Clark Hunt is no longer owner of the Chiefs.
SDH, I know you purported to be unable to make this any clearer to the esteemed ladies and gentlemen of the jury, but we collectively ask that you try harder.