[rtmike]

I had an on-off girlfriend.
I was out of town working so she thought she’d surprise me by buying satin sheets for my water bed. All installed.
Well I got home early and went out and hooked up with my ex. I was still in love with her.
I took her to my place, done the deed.
Well the gf shows while the ex is here but only knocks and leaves.

Ex leaves and current shows up.
She went down on me right away and all I thought was, “oh shit, oh shit they same women can smell other women right away.” Nothing, lol.

She later turned lesbian, lol.