**** ELO. It’s one original member and it’s not that good.
**** The Rolling Stones. They are old and sound like shit now.
**** the Eagles. Glenn is dead and they won’t let their best guitar player back in the band because of politics.
**** Billy Joel. He’s old and stupid enough to blow it with Christie Brinkley.
The Foo Fighters would be OK, but how in the blue **** is this the collection of acts we’ve come up with? It mind boggling.
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