@ the **** stain from Nebraska living in the shitastic state of Ohio, pretending to be a Patriots fan!
"When little Johnny ****stain was 12, he decided to devote his life as a sports fan to Tom Brady and the Patriots because they were the bestest football team ever"!
Once little Johnny found out that he didn't possess the prerequisite amount of douchebag necessary to be a true Boston pickle-puffer, he began his campaign of overcompensation at football message boards throughout the land!