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The streets smell like cheap margaritas and urine. It's a hot humid night and the drinks are pouring in, but maybe a little too much as the tour bus full of hot east asian women are unable to handle their liquor, flinging their school girl skirts off and prancing around like panicked lunatics.
Canoworms wanders through the crowd searching for his advisery. AH HA! He spots Graystoke in a drunken haze, #metooing the little Asian women. An easy kill he thinks. Canoworms stalks his prey sneaking ever closer behind Graystoke....
He's within arms reach now, he can taste the victory as the sweat rolls down his brow.
Canoworms reaches back, ready to thrust forward with all his might....
BUT OH MY GOD IT'S DETOXING RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AND HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!
WHAAAAM! DETOXING, still salty about his loss, beats the shit out of Canoworms with a STEEL CHAIR! Somebody stop the mayhem!
In shock Graystoke turns around to find that his ass was saved by Detoxing, who's now pummeling Canoworms with a STEEL CHAIR. OH MY GOD IT'S PURE CARNAGE!
Graystoke takes the opportunity to stab Canoworms with his bowie knife.
IT'S ALL OVER. The bell rings. It's OVER. Someone call an Amberlamps, he bleedin' errywhere.
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