I thought my Pirates were DOA at the start of the season.
Then they looked like a big surprise world beaters.
Now they are floating back like giant turds in the punch bowl.
Gregory Polanco looks like he swallowed Melissa McCarthy. That dude is barely batting above the Mendoza line and better start losing some weight. He looks like a bloated manatee. No wonder he is hitting .60 points below his weight.
You guys have some pretty good pitching outside the Washington Nationals.