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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Your assigned year is 71 AD. Lots of good possibilities for study there.
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Rome: While the architecture and plumbing are better than I would have imagined this place mostly sucks.
People feel much differently about bowel movements here. In public. Gutters weren't used this way where I grew up.
I paid a guy to meet an oracle. I figured, hey, might as well have a psychedelic experience while I'm here. Don't do that. Oracles look like meth-whores on an Ethiopian diet plan. She also convulsed a lot and made no ****ing sense while telling me that "Your love will torment you. Your mouth will crack from thirst but you will not drink."
I assume she knew I was a Chiefs fan.
On the plus side there is a slave rebellion forming. On the down side people look much different. There isn't a "jacked" guy here. No one I've met yet could even play TE in the NFL. It's impossible to predict how this will end but I suspect a slap-fight...