34. Hootie 2.0
Hootie's had his problems with people on this forum. He even made frazod go ****ing crazy (okay... craziER) and invent that horrifically unfunny Pootie ranking system. How could that even happen? Let's look at his history. It's basically a long chronology of douchebag activities from a college dropout who still wants to be a giant bro:
- Hootie ****ing loved Damon Huard the year he filled in for Trent Green's concussion.
- Hootie twice ditched my fantasy football draft in a league with DJ's Left Nut, NZoner, Sofa King, Pestilence, Mr Flopnuts, OTW58, and numerous other elite CP socialites. So he could go ****ing bowling.
- He acquired Ritalin so he could get paid to do an all-nighter and write a paper for a college buddy of his.
- Multiple times.
- While he was writing the paper, he would also spend time on Chiefs Planet talking about it.
- He bragged about how good he was at waiting on people at restaurants. How he never once misplaced an order and didn't even use notepads. Apparently that's how you got 20%+ tips from cougars.
- He also bragged about how funny his friends thought he was.
- Something about revealing billay's personal information on Chiefs Planet? I mean, it's billay so who cares, but it's still kind of a douche move.
- Trying to pay his way back onto the Planet. ****, that's a new one. I don't think GoChiefs even tried that one back when he was Eric Draven/Mr. T-Rex
I think that about covers the list. I can't think of anything else that makes him a douchebag.
Well, there's also this other rumor that surrounded him awhile ago. The one that goes something like...
HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE.
But did that really happen? Is that the real story? Do any of you have evidence of this occurring? Has he even admitted that he
HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE?
If you're going to tell me that
HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE, then you better have some damn good evidence to support it. Those are bold claims you're making.
Hootie's my friend, and you can't just come in here all, "Hey SNR,
HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE!" I won't allow it, and nor will I listen to it. Because even if it's true that
HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE, he's a big enough Chiefs Planet celebrity that he should be our Jameis Winston.
You all don't have any evidence, and the authorities haven't taken action on anything. Nobody probably even remembers this incident of discussion that came up awhile ago. So as far as you're all concerned, it is completely false that
HOOTIE HAD SEX WITH A DRUNK AND PASSED OUT GIRL, WHICH IS BASICALLY RAPE.