Wait, hold up.. I think there might be a misunderstanding. Do you get laid elsewhere? Are you saying there's some sort of Kansas City Chastity Belt effect that keeps you from getting laid in this city?
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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