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Originally Posted by PGM
People of walmart...rico edition
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I actually went into Wal-Mart dressed as the mullet man (Rick) and had my picture taken there...it was in a story that I wrote about how I had mistaken some girl for my girlfriend at the time and had come up and accidentally grabbed her ass and rested my head on her shoulder and was like, "what's up baby." By the looks of her face, it ended up being some "rode hard and put away wet," type who was 45-50 years old...from behind, she looked like my girlfriend at the time...who was 20. It was a trip...real embarrassing.
In the mullet spoof, I tied Rick in there and I think I said something along the lines of, "because of his hair and shorts, Rick gets mistaken for a woman all the time and often gets his ass grabbed by dudes who think he is a slutty chick." I had one of my friends posting like he had just grabbed my butt and realized that I was the mullet man and his expression was all, "WTF?!?"