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Originally Posted by frazod
Tell me, Your Highness, what did I throw away exactly? Do you think my world became some dark, empty place because you and Princess Tapout can no longer use me as a cyper chewtoy on the internet? Because I am no longer subjected to lowlifes that I wouldn't condescend to piss on in real life? Yeah, it's really been terrible.
You're essentially our Director of Marketing, Phil. Everything you and your hand puppet do to snuff us out or belittle us only makes us stronger. Thanks, buddy! I'm not sure what I think your nicest touch is - the mass altering of private messages or actually employing a spy to report back to you on what's going on at our board. They're both so.... pathetic and desperate, I just can't pick one! How does it feel to be Becky? Actually, Becky was never that lame. I doubt if she cared about the Planet. Just like Kyle didn't care about *snicker* fatchatter.
Selective membership is great. No trolls to stir strife or controversy. No idiot moderators who get off on strife and controversy championing trolls. No bickering, no arguing, no lowlifes, no politics. It's a haven, but only certain people make the cut. We don't care about quantity; only quality. We'll never have your numbers, but we don't want them, or need them. It's all good.
Anyway, I know this post won't last long. One of these powermad clowns will delete it, or alter it, and ban me or dump me on universal ignore or do some other horrible thing to silence me. So far, its been rep nuking, a month long ban, two week long stints on miserable user, removing my ability to change my avatar, removing my ability to send or receive PMs, and altering PMs I have sent. That's what cowards do. And hey, that's okay! If you've been wondering about me, I'm just fine. No longer being a part of the sewer this place has devolved into has been a breath of fresh air.
Oh, and by the way, I vote yes. This board absolutely deserves Flopnuts as mod. Bravo, Princess Tapout! You go girl! 
P.S. I'm not Active Shooter. |
How does it feel to know that you've gone completely Frankie? You are absolutely HILARIOUS to read on the hub. Like a scorned little girl running around talking about how evil the captains of the football team are, never admitting that you asked to be ran like a train. You just can't help yourself. I get it. You've been nailed to the ****ing wall over and over again in regards to what your real life is like. A fat pig for a wife that makes you cook and clean when you get home from typing all day, a boss that clearly doesn't respect your role as senior secretary in your firm. It's ridiculous too, you've worked hard to get to head secretary.
Who's able to accomplish that in this day and age without sucking a little cock? Here's the thing, it takes years to become a master bridge builder. A degree to become a media mogul. But Fraz, you suck one little dick, and you're a one who sucks the penis for life! It's okay. I get it. You simply don't have the fortitude to walk away from a keyboard when someone is telling you what a low life piece of shit you are. You have to do it every single day at work, and swallow all of those emotions that over flow because you're going through the change. Age takes it's toll on everyone sweetheart, it was inevitable.
No worries. You've got a great new place to post now, and you can act like you've always been above all the bullshit. You'll even convince a few folks that every ****ing lie you've spewn over time is the truth. Folks can hear something and know it's bullshit. But if they hear the same bullshit every day, and no one disputes it (because in this case, it's been done until we were blue in the face) they'll start to believe it. Enjoy that place. You're a mod now, champ! You even get to pick who's a member of the secret, super cool club! Hell, we even let you poach membership from here. Have at it! Maybe you'll convince another person or two that you're not completely full of shit. And you are. Make no mistake about it. You're so ****ing delusional though, that you've come to believe your own bullshit. That is some masterful manipulating right there. Shame you couldn't use those skills to find a good looking girl and a real job, Nancy.
Meanwhile, you're ****ing done. You've gone full Frankie and bring no ****ing value to this place at all. You just sit back idly, stew over everything you read, promise you're leaving and never coming back, but finally it takes it's toll. Go take your blood pressure medicine you sack of shit. Sorry the poll results here hurt your little feelers so bad. I'd sit back and patiently wait for a response, but a deal is a deal. I told you how it was going to be, after giving you plenty of opportunity to just walk away and ignore each other's existence. You're done.
With love and adoration,
Princess tapped you the **** out