Rashee Rice stole some Rice-A-Roni from Rice University's commissary.
 

Rumour has it that Rashee Rice sped over to Rice University and stole a package of Rice-A-Roni during pledge week.

This looks bad.......may get a two game suspension.

Emimen's new song:

"Rice, Rice Baby"

New Chinese dish:

Rashee Fried Rice

Goodell is all over Rashee like White on Rice

:facepalm:

Good God

We needed more Rice cakes. Not enough threads

:lame:

Banshee Rice will kill all other AFC contender's hopes in January

Damn hookers must not be picking up the phone tonight

If this is what he talks about after, I'm guessing screening calls

You pay them to shut the **** up and leave ....

If I need anyone's opinion, I'll come to CP

Rice-a-roni?? But that's San Francisco's treat!

Better take Inmem’s thread privileges away!!!

For real, though