If you were going to start a museum about yourself...
 

...what would some of the major exhibits (or museum wings) be?

I would have a rather large wing devoted to "interesting things that I would have said, but since I was an introvert I never got to say them because I was in a group of extroverts and could never find a way into the conversation."

I would have another wing of "sports feats that I thought I might be able to do, but never tried since I never played the sport".

And of course there would be a wing of "best Chiefsplanet posts".

I would be quite embarrassed to start a museum about myself, even if I wasn't a butt****ing moron and famous.

Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize that I could fill entire wings with “stupid things I said and did”.

My embalmed penis of course

Off topic, this reminds me of the thing I hated most in my career. You know the rubber chicken businessy lunch where you have a big circular table of about eight people who don't know each other well and you feel like you're required to participate in a conversation you care nothing about. Gawd I hated those.

Shortest tour in museum history. :p

Lunch receipts I’m proud of

Seek help :rolleyes:

Plaques commemorating all my years in IT (30)

ROFL

I'd have to start with how I made my first big score at the racetrack on my 21st birthday, leading me to eventually become the richest and most powerful man on the planet.

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Well, I guess it would contain a wall of all my Baseball and Tennis trophies from my early years and then as we cross into the next room there would be a mantel with a pair of rubber boots, a thermos and a latex glove. The End , ThankYou for visiting.

Had no idea you were gay Hog, but as many Hog's you've jacked off, I should have expected it

I made other boys cry!

The headboard I broke banging your mom!