How hard
 

did Chris Jones' butt cheeks clench when Danna made that 3rd down sack up the middle?

Good stuff from the D last night.

I haven't been hard since we lost to the Lions but thanks for asking.

dude cried a bit

His agents, the Butane Brothers, have been making smores. Over his lit stomach gas since

If one of the coaches knew that Chris Jones was sitting up there eating pop corn and didn't tell everyone on the defense about it I question their psychological motivational prowess.

How am I supposed to know? Ask big bill.