Funny things your pet would say to you?
If your pet could talk, What would some of your best " WTF" moments be like ?
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They'd tell me that I seem nice.
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Stop jerking off in front of me.
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...The Chiefs should have taken Deshaun Watson...
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You should try scraping your ass on the driveway. Feels so good
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You keep ****ing Mom the same way I **** the neighbors mutt
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“Dumbass”
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Have you seen my balls? You took me somewhere, I took a nap, and when I woke up they were gone. Wtf?
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You're a lousy lay.
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"You can't lick your balls? You poor bastard!"
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My anus has touched every surface area in this house
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Quit licking her ASS
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feed me. NOW. |
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