Bad news, need help immediately!
 

Hey everyone, some of you are aware that I've been on a run of bad luck for quite some time, and I haven't been able to figure out why.

Well, I've just made a shocking discovery...there has been an evil presence in my home, and I'm not sure how to handle it. Any advice will be appreciated.

I'll post a pic shortly.

Drown it.... in antifreeze.

Get a divorce

Alex was traded months ago dude

Cue Mike Oldfield "Tubular Bells"

PIIIB

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This is bad...this is really really bad.

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I'm not sure simply throwing it away will be enough. It was in a box of baseball cards that used to be in the shed that I brought into the house a couple years ago.

How did Bowser get in your house? Did you accidentally leave the door unlocked again?

Nooooooooooooooooooo,

Crap on it, then burn it.

Wait, I know what to do...I'll send it to Lewdog.

Burn it with fire!

And burn his Chiefs fan card in the process