Game of Thrones Thread (With Spoilers)
 

There appears to be a fair bit of disagreement as to what constitutes a spoiler. E.g., speculation as to what happens in future episodes has been deemed to be a terrible, terrible spoiler.

I'll start. Ned dies in S1E09.

Theon Greyjoy is Newhart's illegitimate son, but it's all a dream anyway

Thank god. Hopefully BRC doesn't ruin this thread too.

Everyone sucks

You mother****er.

The show ends with Bran really waking up from his coma.

I think it should end with a crashing blackness, then zoom out to see a fat old man sitting at a desk and a typewriter clutching his chest and falling to the floor.

The show ends and it was a dream that Walter White had while he was unconscious after the end of Breaking Bad. He wakes up loosely secured to a hospital bed with an armed guard asleep in a chair beside him. The armed guard is Dexter.

Tommen commits suicide.

The Hound kills the recast version of Beric and Thoros.

Ramsay lives.

Septa Unella dies.

The only decent Tully in the entire ****ing series dies.

Smalljon dies.

Rickon dies.

Tormund dominates.

Sansa is preggers.

High Sparrow flees.

Dorne allies with Varys

Euron smashes someone with his beautiful new armor.

Asha smashes some lesbian.

Ramsay lives in Ep 9, dies in Ep 10.

There's no confirmation of the one true Tully dying, all of that happens offscreen.

Everything else looks dead on (though I hadn't heard about Salsa).

It is known.
Also, Red Woman uncorks the nicest set of pert nosed sweater puppets in all of Westeros.

People I like: Olenna Tyrell, Jon Snow, Tyrion, Brienne, Podrick, The Lady Bear Mormont, Jamie (though he could still use some more atonement for throwing Bran off the tower) in that order.

People I'm largely ambivalent to: Any living Stark, the Hound, Bronn, Maergery (if she's a savy manipulator that does good things she gets moved up a tier), Sam, Gilly, Gilly's kid, Varys, Littlefinger, Jorah, the Blackfish, Kevan, Lord Tyrell, Grey Worm, Missandei, Theon, Yara, Ser Loras.

People I dislike barring some major change: High Sparrow , Tommen, Sexy Faceless Man Jesus, Daenerys Targaryen, Euron, all other Ironborn.

People that can **** right off: Ramsay Bolton, the Freys, Cersei, the Faith Militant, the Mountain, Qyburn (for zombifying the Mountain), the Waif, anyone with the last name of 'Sand'.

Sansa being preggers makes sense.

Kinda parallels Lyanna's story except Sansa was actually raped.

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'Not today!'

perhaps tomorrow?