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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8757976)

Nein. Doth thou not perceive what hath transpired here? Verily, after their long suffering beneath the cruel yoke of despotic reign, Chiefs fans are drawn hence to this thread, this forum, this haven of knowledge, like moths to flame.

Forsooth, let us set a fire in his flesh!

http://i.imgur.com/HTGbO.gif

burn the witch? Does he weigh the same as a duck?

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Originally Posted by Sannyasi (Post 8757859)

Everyone here at CP knows how much Cassel sucks, but that doesn't mean it is not important to remind ourselves of exactly how much Cassel sucks.

Every time I look at what's left of my remote control I am reminded of exactly how much Cassel sucks.

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8758020)

Every time I look at what's left of my remote control I am reminded of exactly how much Cassel sucks.

It makes me glad I can't get Sunday ticket.

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 8758020)

Every time I look at what's left of my remote control I am reminded of exactly how much Cassel sucks.

Should've learned a long time ago to just turn the game on and hide the remote
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I can refute all those stats, but I'm too lazy.

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8758024)

Should've learned a long time ago to just turn the game on and hide the remote
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LMAO

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 8758032)

I can refute all those stats, but I'm too lazy.

The best defense for all of Cassel's bullshit is that he hasn't faced that many winning teams the last two seasons. Just four in two years, which is shocking to be honest. I guess you could argue he hasn't had much of an opportunity to prove himself against good teams while playing with a solid supporting cast.

He has constantly ducked good teams the last two seasons by sheer fortune. Likely he would have been eviscerated by Rivers in San Diego in 2010, but our failed assassination attempt took priority.

In 2011 his convenient injury meant he didn't have to face:

New England
Pittsburgh
Green Bay

He also didn't have to face Chicago (Bears defense would have ****ed him up), Oakland with Carson Palmer or Denver on the road.

Likely he would have lost all of those and we would have even stronger evidence that he's a piece of shit.

YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS YEAR, MATT.

Email this To that idiot Fescoe

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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8758052)

I think he would have won the Chicago game.

Too bad the Bears weren't a playoff team last year so he could score some points

EVEN NOW Matt Cassel seeks to spread his discord and false hope among our fanbase. We must never relent. We will fight him on the internet, we will fight him at the Royals game, we will fight him at Arrowhead.

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I've always wanted to learn how to throw a Matt Cassel-esque 20 yard wounded duck pass.

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Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8757827)

Plus, the Declaration of Independence was literally the same ****ing thing.

They thought that people should be free from assholes, contended that they were dealing with an asshole, and presented facts detailing his assholism. Then they told the asshole to **** off.

And they signed that shit.

And then they kicked ass and won a championship with the first franchise quarterback.

http://historynotes.net/wp-content/u...n-deleware.jpg

Peyton Manning

You can find some bullshit on twitter.

http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/...el313of499.jpg

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Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 8758023)

It makes me glad I can't get Sunday ticket.

yeah.
i'll get the Ticket the day Cassel's moved to backup or released.

It seems Clayton has finally gone completely batshit crazy.

It wasn't a very long trip.