A random Luv "advice needed" thread
 

It's been a while since I've posted a random, pointless thread on here, so here you go...

I've been dating this great guy for a few months. Neither of us have used the "L" word, but we're definitely exclusive. Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, and I have no idea what to get him. I don't want to get him something practical. I want to be at least kind of romantic. What says "I like you a whole lot but don't want to get too sappy"?

Anal.

Get him a blowjob..dudes love blowjobs..when finished say Happy Valentines Day..he will get the message

With a feltching straw

How many months?

Skirt....no panties.

What are his hobbies

A prenup.

:D

I have the same question... But I'm a dude and he's a she.

Give him AIDS.

give him nothing. he gives you stuff.

Second post in. I expected it to be the first...lol.

Nearly 3.

Get her anal..chick's love anal..say Happy Valentines Day when finished..she will get the message

http://i.imgur.com/visdYKd.gif

A copy of Shel Silversteins "Where the Sidewalk Ends"

Lesbian?

I would hold off on telling him I love you for another couple months. I said it too early, I think, and it scared my last chick away.

As for gifts, just get him something related to his interests. Does he have a favorite movie? Get him a framed poster. Favorite sports team? Some kind of memorabilia. And suck his dick.

ur like a 36C now, right?

Unfortunately, he's a Rams fan, so I don't want to encourage that. :D

He IS a Cardinals fan though, so that might not be a bad idea. Or the framed poster. Framing probably will be higher than I want to go budget wise.

Sucking dick is kind of a given.

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Hit Pythian castle
Stroll through mizmoto stroll garden
Drinks and dinner@ gilardis
Then hit the best western and get him to blow his load in the hot tub and leave it there, floating

He's actually planning the events for the evening. I just need to come up with a cool gift.

What are his interests

No gifts.

Dollar store card

Yeah, Clay has good suggestions. Something that straddles the line between practical (something he'd enjoy owning regardless of your giving it to him) and sentimental (showing that you're invested in his interests). TBH, he should appreciate any gift as long as it's apparent that you put some thought into it.

This.

But if you must, then this:

FYI, a lot of chicks are not going to do shit for their man (outside of sex) on Valentine's Day, because they are under the impression it's the man's job to impress her on that particular bullshit day.

So you're scoring points no matter what you do.

If she's giving it up to him, she doesn't buy him anything.

I know you're not asking me, but you don't want to set the bar too high this early in the relationship.

Hold him in a rocking chair and breast feed him while you both listen to nirvana unplugged live from New York

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blow job

Card and dinner. Or better yet, just dinner.

Well you managed to say something creepier than Simply Red. Congratulations.

I'm not spending a lot. Probably a card with a little something. He's got an iPhone, so I thought maybe a $20 gift card for iTunes to get some cool apps or something.

Just make him a card. Draw a pretty flower on it. By draw a flower I mean dip your lady part in paint and stamp it.


Give me 5 facts about he guy and I will compose you a personalized poem to copy on the inside.

DRU is going to flip out if he reads that.

A clean-smelling vagina

Seeing how V-Day is the bane of my existence and if I don't do anything stupid this year, I will have gone 14 years running without feeling like an utter fool, so I have nothing to offer in the way of advice, Luv.

Uh oh. Does he work for Hallmark or something?

A lot of blowjob suggestions and one to dip a vag in paint and sign a card with it

And people thought this place was slipping....

Nope. Spend no money. Isn't the pleasure of your company enough?

BTW, on the love thing:

Wait for him to say it. Guys don't really care about hearing it from a girl this early in the relationship. As long as he is hitting that shit on the reg, he really does not care if you say it.

You want to wait for him to get emotionally attached to you and thinking long-term and then he will say it. Hopefully then you want to say it back, because that's when he needs to hear it.

It's a test. If he agrees and goes along with she knows she better dump him

WTF is this douche nozzle?

facial hair does not make you a man
and you tube vids do not make you an authority on shit
bet this guy has had more wedgies than i have birthdays,
and I am 50
losers, gonna be losers

Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.

Co-sign a car loan for him?







I'm sorry.. Couldn't help it.
Congrats on that. Some advice? Let him say it first. If dudes feel pressured they'll bail.

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Actually, that's already the plan.

I got this.

I'm able to laugh about that now, so we're good. :)

Just get him a card and spend some time with him. Go frolic in a park or something.

I'm giddy with anticipation.

You sure it wasn't the 5,000 Magic the Gathering card collection, the wall of Star Wars action figures or that you showed up for your first date in a red Trekkie uniform?

Always trust your instincts. :)

1. She has more Magic cards than me. In fact, she introduced me to the game.

2. She dresses up more than I do.

3. Go **** yourself.

I passed the Star Wars or Star Trek test, so surely I'm in.

LMAO

Tell you what, if you really want to get him something unique, you can't go wrong here:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/

Does he like ties?

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Make sure the rams fan thing and atheist thing are purely coincidencidental

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Here you go, luv. Perfect gift for a Star Wars Chef.

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I got him a tshirt for Christmas. It was the old California scene where there's a dude roller skating with a big boom box on his shoulder and girls walking down the sidewalk. The dude was replaced with Darth Vader (on roller skates holding a boom box on his shoulder) and the girls were replaced with storm troopers.

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Orlando pace bobblehead!

Victorias secret

I'd say make him something sweet but given that he gets paid to make food that might not be a winning strategy.

Meh. Just about anything simple would work.

Or recruit another woman to join in on an MFF Threeway.

We have something special cooking
It's so fun and fresh
Like south park Chef you say "well hello children"
It's why I giggle When you motorboat my chest.

I get confused on who to tell i' m coming
When you give me the cyborg rod
I don't want to hurt your feelings
Since you don't believe in God.

So tonight I hope you have the cheat codes
If you don't it will be your loss
It's the level you haven't beaten yet
My g spot.........your final boss.

Glow in the dark Rams nipple clamps

Very nice.

LMAO

LOVE

That's the stuff

Screw that.
Get his name tattooed across one of your teats