Seeing how V-Day is the bane of my existence and if I don't do anything stupid this year, I will have gone 14 years running without feeling like an utter fool, so I have nothing to offer in the way of advice, Luv.

Uh oh. Does he work for Hallmark or something?

A lot of blowjob suggestions and one to dip a vag in paint and sign a card with it

And people thought this place was slipping....

Nope. Spend no money. Isn't the pleasure of your company enough?

BTW, on the love thing:

Wait for him to say it. Guys don't really care about hearing it from a girl this early in the relationship. As long as he is hitting that shit on the reg, he really does not care if you say it.

You want to wait for him to get emotionally attached to you and thinking long-term and then he will say it. Hopefully then you want to say it back, because that's when he needs to hear it.

It's a test. If he agrees and goes along with she knows she better dump him

WTF is this douche nozzle?

facial hair does not make you a man
and you tube vids do not make you an authority on shit
bet this guy has had more wedgies than i have birthdays,
and I am 50
losers, gonna be losers

Oh. I'm doing this purely for the entertainment value I know it will provide.

1. He's a chef.
2. He likes science fiction movies.
3. He plays video games.
4. He's a Rams fan.
5. He's an atheist.

Co-sign a car loan for him?







I'm sorry.. Couldn't help it.
Congrats on that. Some advice? Let him say it first. If dudes feel pressured they'll bail.

/thread

Actually, that's already the plan.

I got this.

I'm able to laugh about that now, so we're good. :)

Just get him a card and spend some time with him. Go frolic in a park or something.